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Dani: A 20-year-old cartoon, anime and video game fan with poor management skills. Cosplayer, roleplayer, actor, and artist. Favorite things to draw are animals and porn, though not necessarily those two together. Not afraid to embarrass herself for the laughter of others.

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  1. If I completely lose my mind and need to call someone when I’m having a panic attack and on the border of doing something really stupid in the dead of night who wouldn’t mind me calling them? -because I know a lot of you have work and I’d feel too guilty about possibly waking you up to call you. This isn’t something I want to do, it’s just a last case scenario that I will likely avoid at all costs. So I probably won’t need to call anyone, but just in case I do could you let me know that it’s alright?

    I’m asking now because I might be without my laptop soon and it’s my source of distraction when I feel like I can’t handle reality because my emotions get the better of me sometimes. I really, really hate that about myself. Because life is simple and I shouldn’t get so worked up about simple disappointments, but when I’m alone and they pile up, it crushes me. If I could help myself I would, but in moments of vulnerability like that my common sense ditches me and I’m left this psychologically impaired, raw animal of emotional distress.

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  2. loltags

    frukporn:

    Hnnnngachkalackblrbfffffuck

    FUCK

    THIS IS SO HOT AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN NAKED.

    excuse me while I writhe around in sexual frustration. 

    (Source: pixiv.net)

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  3. chaoticclutteredmind:

    Deep in the rainforests of the Indian state of Meghalaya, bridges are not built, they’re grown. For more than 500 years locals have guided roots and vines from the native Ficus Elastica (rubber tree) across rivers, using hollowed out trees to create root guidance systems. When the roots and vines reach the opposite bank they are allowed to take root. Some of the bridges are over 100 feet long and can support the weight of 50 people.

    (Source: narcotic)

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  4. inkedimagination: benppollack: JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day The text reads:  “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.” I didn’t even realize they were both men until I read the bottom. It just looks so natural to me. ;u;

    inkedimagination:

    benppollack:

    JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

    The text reads: 

    “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

    I didn’t even realize they were both men until I read the bottom. It just looks so natural to me. ;u;

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  5. pyromaniacqueen:

    gaybritons:

    livinglovinoloca:

    canadia-eh:

    shiraae:

    Create yourself as a Disney Princess

    they didn’t have any really short hair so



    … I went a little crazy with the click and drag items.

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  6. areyoutryingtodeduceme:

    m4ge:

    likethedickens:

    HE’S BACK

    this man is the best storyteller ever

    I CAN’T

    I CAN’T EFFING BREATH

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  7. Take a stroll down Glasgow’s Queen Street past the Gallery of Modern Art on any given day and you might see a traffic cone sitting on the head of the statue of the Duke of Wellington. For the last 20 years or so, Glaswegians have been, despite requests from the police, crowning the Duke (and sometimes his horse!) with various cones in the middle of the night. The police remove the cones in the morning, but it won’t be long until another takes the last one’s place. I suppose you can say it’s become of a bit of a tradition. After all, as proved again by reactions to “Hurricane Bawbag”, no one has a sense of humour like the Scottish. 

    Take a stroll down Glasgow’s Queen Street past the Gallery of Modern Art on any given day and you might see a traffic cone sitting on the head of the statue of the Duke of Wellington. For the last 20 years or so, Glaswegians have been, despite requests from the police, crowning the Duke (and sometimes his horse!) with various cones in the middle of the night. The police remove the cones in the morning, but it won’t be long until another takes the last one’s place. I suppose you can say it’s become of a bit of a tradition. After all, as proved again by reactions to “Hurricane Bawbag”, no one has a sense of humour like the Scottish. 

    (Source: beautiful-scotland)

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  8. This is an ADULT LINK. Click at your own risk; you have been warned.

    hmmyesperfect:

    (Source: butts-the-cat)

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  9. Sometimes I forget that people are usually heterosexual.

    cully-the-kid:

    ALL THE TIME

    This was me for the past year.

    (Source: consulting-pervert)

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  10. lordsexington: ladisputing: themuggletribute: dreamofcities: sereynity: normalapproach: gryffindorteamseeker: ladisputing: I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics excellent You beautiful, wonderful human being. YES This is a big fat WIN Want a bigger win? They responded: You beautiful human! Holy shit is this real life?! I’m not even a Dr.Who fan and I think this is fucking awesome.

    lordsexington:

    ladisputing:

    themuggletribute:

    dreamofcities:

    sereynity:

    normalapproach:

    gryffindorteamseeker:

    ladisputing:

    I’m sending this to the 2012 Olympics

    excellent

    You beautiful, wonderful human being.

    YES

    This is a big fat WIN

    Want a bigger win? They responded:

    You beautiful human!

    Holy shit is this real life?! I’m not even a Dr.Who fan and I think this is fucking awesome.

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  11. a haiku about tablet pens

    icarusing:

    where the fuck are you

    you were just sitting right here

    jesus not again

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  12. Man I thought I was the only one of my friends ever obsessed with Chaos. I still miss all my babies. Now I want my game back so I can visit them all again.

    Man I thought I was the only one of my friends ever obsessed with Chaos. I still miss all my babies. Now I want my game back so I can visit them all again.

    (Source: ashliiketchum)

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  13. YES!!! x’D I thought the same thing when I saw the clip.

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  14. payjar: Newborn Polar Bear…. How is this real?  OH.MA.GAWD.  Because it’s not. That’s actually a stuffed animal. Real newborn polarbears are pink around the muzzle and ears and don’t open their eyes until they are 2-4 weeks old.

    payjar:

    Newborn Polar Bear….

    How is this real? 

    OH.MA.GAWD. 

    Because it’s not. That’s actually a stuffed animal. Real newborn polarbears are pink around the muzzle and ears and don’t open their eyes until they are 2-4 weeks old.

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  15. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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